"Civilization is unbearable, but it is less unbearable at the top."Timothy Leary
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Can I Have Your Autograph?
Can I Have Your Autograph?By Stephen SchochetBeing a celebrity means dealing with fan demands for autographs, ranging from polite and appropriate to rude and overbearing. One time Katherine Hepburn was performing on Broadway and tried to exit backstage ...
Floorspace
FloorspaceBy Dan ReinholdOdd how frightening the unknown can be.The other day, I encountered something so rare and unusual, it was like a dream.The last unexplored and little understood frontier.Floorspace.With two boys in the house, pandemonium is the ...
Fly The Friendly Skies
I have decided that every day you travel is an opportunity for humor. My recent travel experiences might be just what an aging comic needs to revive his career. It started with arrival at the airport, where nobody was in communication with the other. The ...
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George Bernard Shaw once said that if you find something funny search it for hidden truth. Here are few pearls of wisdom packaged in humour. Enjoy.
1. You wouldn't worry what people thought about you if you only knew how seldom they did.
2. To expect life to treat you fairly because you're a good person is like expecting a bull not to charge you because you're a vegetarian.
3 .Worry is like a rocking chair; it will give you something to do, but won't get you anywhere.
4. Pain and suffering are a lot like gas....they too shall pass.
5. Always borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect to be paid back.
6. Anyone who says that swimming is good for the figure has never
taken a real good look at a whale.
7. A bore is always "ME" deep in conversation.
8. Some people think their lives are full, when really they're just cluttered.
9. If at first you don't succeed, try not to be amazed.
10. A leader without a sense of humour is like a grass cutter at a cemetery. You have a lot of people under you paying absolutely no attention.
Live Better....Laugh More
About the author:
Mike Moore is an international speaker on the role of humor in human relations. Mike's articles and cartoons have appeared in publications throughout the world. For more on what Mike can do for your organization visit http://motivationalplus.com/cgi/a/t.cgi?motplusarticles
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 Review: 'Bride Wars' has wicked spirit, little humor - Contra Costa Times
In this image released by Twentieth Century Fox, Kate Hudson, left, and Anne Hathaway are shown in a scene from "Bride Wars." (AP Photo/Twentieth Century Fox, Claire Folger) ** NO SALES ** Forget those persnickety critics. We want to know what was ...
Panthers' three hurt linemen will play Saturday - FOXSports.com
CHARLOTTE, N.C. (AP) - The Carolina Panthers should have starting defensive tackles Maake Kemoeatu and Damione Lewis back for Saturday's NFC divisional playoff game against Arizona. Kemoeatu, Lewis and right offensive tackle Jeff Otah practiced ...
Titus finds humor in life's darkest moments - Northwest Herald
Two for flinching. That’s what you’ll get if you’re a little afraid of Christopher Titus’ comedy. His brutally honest talking points find the darkest humor in life’s cruelest absurdities. He fearlessly, hilariously and poignantly recounts ...
Review: 'Bride Wars' has wicked spirit, little humor - Inside Bay Area
'BRIDE WARS" could have been your typical cartoonish, early-winter wedding comedy. Although it certainly has moments like that, it's not as wacky as most of its ilk. Guess the bad news is that it's not much of a comedy. Anne Hathaway and Kate Hudson ...
Class Reunion--Humor - Newsblaze.com
And that's not counting the people who really can't show up who are listed in the in memoriam section of class handbook. Remember how they said at the graduation ceremony, in the next decade four of you will be gone? You can be glad it wasn't you ...
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