"The genius of our ruling class is that it has kept a majority of the people from ever questioning the inequity of a system where most people drudge along, paying heavy taxes for which they get nothing in return."Gore Vidal
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50 Things to do to your Boss that are Fun for you, but not for them
1. You’re eavesdropping and you hear your boss has reservations at his favorite restaurant. You know, the one you can’t afford. Call them back and cancel his reservations – say you’re his wife.2. Have a friend of yours make an anonymous call to your boss ...
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A Lawyers Favorite Lawyer Jokes
Lawyer Jokes Q: How does a pregnant woman know she is carrying a future lawyer? A: She has an extreme craving for baloney. Q: What is the legal definition of “Appeal”? A: Something a person slips on in a grocery store. Q: Why did God make snakes just ...
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A Tree Grows in Brooklyn (NY)
BROOKLYN, NY - It was discovered, last Monday, that a tree has grown in Brooklyn, NY. Amazed residents stared dumbfounded at the three-year-old sapling. Two girls discovered the North American Honey Birch (Honeyus Bircheus) on the way to school. "At ...
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Anecdotes and the Sharp Wit of a Teacher Poet Thinker
Anecdotes and Wisdom, Wit, Humor, Satire, Quotes, Jokes of the late witty Orhan Seyfi Ari Fedai, Halkin Sesi -27 Dec. 92 “… He always wore a smile...” In his articles little stories, jokes, humor, satire, made witty teacher thinker poet Orhan Ari’s [died ...
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April Fool's Day
April Fool’s Day originates from Germany. It is believed to be the brain child of Gabriel Hoffman who lived in Damstadt during the 1860’s. The day is celebrated in many countries with the execution of elaborate practical jokes on unsuspecting victims. ...
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April Fool's Day
April Fool’s Day originates from Germany. It is believed to be the brain child of Gabriel Hoffman who lived in Damstadt during the 1860’s. The day is celebrated in many countries with the execution of elaborate practical jokes on unsuspecting victims. ...
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Bathroom Palacial
I had to play a joke on the maid at a hotel where I was staying. You know that little paper wrapper they place over the toilet seat, that thin paper band that is supposed to convince you that the facility is clean. You normally take the paper band off and ...
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Chocolate and Laughs - The Sure-Fire Remedy for Anything Life Throws at You
Chocolate is Worth Crowing and Laughing About Chocolate kindles passion and emotion as few things can. It makes us happy and feeds the soul. Besides eating it (over 51 pounds per person per year), people delight in talking about it and making jokes about ...
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Curbing the Public Nuisance (Part 1)
He's been around since the dawn of humanity. His profession is even older than the world's oldest profession. He's been loathed and reviled by politicians, bureaucrats and hot dog vendors. I am speaking, of course, of the public nuisance. He was that ...
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Ding Dong It'S December!
Copyright The Quipping Queen 2005 DING DONG IT'S DECEMBER! Or, time to get your buzzer fixed before friends arrive for some good cheer! Compiled by Lady Beatrice Blitterlees and edited by Lord Earl Craboon December is the 12th month of the calendar ...
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Discover the Lighter Side of the Internet
We all know the Internet is a great tool for finding out information and sharing knowledge. But as a human sometimes sitting at a computer all day can get quite tedious, especially if it is your job 5 days a week. This feeling can be compounded by other ...
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Don’t Blow Your Nose In The Water Fountain
We all know the general rules of the gym: don’t drop the weights, wipe your sweat off the machines when you’re done, etc. But do you know all about the more "colorful", lesser known rules of the gym?NOTE: These rules are JOKES! If you ever see any of ...
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E mom dot com
E Mom dot Com A short story by Ravindra Torane This is a story of a boy named Anko. He liveed in Mumbai, a metro city in India. Anko was 12 year old . He never studied well, he was computer crazy. All the time he sticked to the computer,either playing ...
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Evil Super-Villains need Love, Too
I just saw Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire last night. Really cool movie. By far the best of the lot. But, of course, the movie gets to the climax where Harry comes face to face with his nemesis Lord Voldemort in a scary graveyard and they have a ...
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Family Guy - Biography Of Peter Griffin.
Peter Griffin is one of the funniest, probably the most important characters in the cartoon animation series of 'Family Guy'. He is a Nice, Funny, Fat ass character, who is not afraid of spreading the word of his mind in to the world and change ...
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In 'Do Not Disturb,' jokes overstay welcome - Boston Globe
There are bad sitcoms, and then there are bad sitcoms that simply depress. They're like a nauseating Disney ride called Existential Railroad that runs through the dark heart of American emptiness. Scripted versions of "The Jerry Springer Show," they ...
KILLER JOKES - New York Post
To assemble this collection of jokes, The Post contacted dozens of comics, ranging from top-dollar headliners in Vegas to regulars on "Late Night" and "The Daily Show" to up-and-comers who do alt-comedy at local bars. We asked them to tell us the ...
Letterman says McCain jokes "not entirely fair" - Reuters
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - David Letterman is feeling a bit remorseful about poking fun at the advanced age of Republican presidential contender John McCain, telling Rolling Stone magazine that his McCain jokes are "not entirely fair." Along with his ...
Angry Chinese go online with food safety jokes - MSNBC
BEIJING - Fed up with an almost constant diet of bad news about quality and safety problems, some Chinese are taking out their frustrations with biting jokes on the Internet about the seemingly never-ending scandals. In the latest health scare ...
Russell Brand pulled Sarah Palin electric chair jokes at VMA - Daily Telegraph
; http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid1529569286/bctid1780555433 http://www.brightcove.com/channel.jsp?channel=1139053637 The British comedian appeared to annoy celebrities and some fans when he made a series of risque political and sexual ...
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