"When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world."George Washington Carver
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Funny T-shirts - Give the Gift of Laughter
It used to be that knowing a good joke or one-liner was the way of giving the gift of laughter. It still is. But, for those of us who have a hard time remembering jokes or coming up with our own, we have turned to wearing funny t-shirts in order to ...
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Grandpa Always Said, 'The Devil Is In De Tales'
"When in polite society," my grandfather opined, "never talk about religion or politics." Then he would dismiss himself from said "polite society" and talk about nothing but religion and politics.Mostly, he talked about politics and believe me, he had a ...
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Halloween Howler
1. What rock star worked as a gravedigger before starting his musical career? A. Roy Orbison B. Billy Joel C. Mick Jaggar D. Rod Stewart 1. What famous rock star worked as a gravedigger before starting his musical career? D. Rod Stewart TBD: That wasn't ...
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How Do I Love Thee? Let Me Count the Spam!
Valentine's Day is fast approaching, and I (like many men) am in a state of near panic. Because I'm married, I need to come up with some kind of Valentine's Day gift for my wife that conveys the feelings I have for her in the most romantic way ...
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How to write funny ideas
People are always curious as where do humorists get their wacky ideas all the time. Once awhile you may hit upon a funny line or silly joke, but to churn out an endless stream of funny ideas is no joke(no pun intended). So, where and how do the ...
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How to write funny ideas and make easy money.
Avoid Cliches and you miss the joke! "Avoid cliches" - that's what would-be writers are always being warned. But in comedy writing,CLICHES offer a rich source of humor. In fact many cliches can be easily and directly used as cartoon captions. As you know ...
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I LEFT MY TOES IN TUKTOYAKTUK
Copyright The Quipping Queen 2005I LEFT MY TOES IN TUKTOYAKTUK-- Or, Tittynoping Tales from a Tavern Fox --Theolonius McTavish, a trivial talkingstock (an Old English term for an object of conversation) who inevitably forgets the punch-lines to ...
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If you can't laugh at yourself...
Just make fun of other people.I mean,the concept of making fun of someone is taken too serious.I saw some fat bitch who was shoved into a lot of mud.Did I laugh?Of course,I laughed my ass off the whole time she was down there.Did I help her?Hell no,it ...
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In A Busy World We Still Need To Take Time To Laugh
In many ways, the American home faces the danger of becoming a vanishing institution. Along with its extinction, the family unit as we know it is in danger. Children are not growing up in homes anymore. They are growing up in terminals.In reality, the ...
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It'S Fabulous February!
IT'S FANTASTIC FEBRUARY OF COURSE!(Calendar of Odd Events for - FEB. 2005)-- Compiled by Lady Beatrice Blitterlees and researched by The Earl of Craboon --Why is everyone so happy?Well, firstly its flamboyant festive February -- the shortest month of the ...
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It'S Funky February!
Copyright "The Quipping Queen" 2005. IT'S FUNKY FEBRUARY OF COURSE!(Calendar of Odd Events for - FEBRUARY 2005)**Compiled by Lady Beatrice Blitterlees and edited by Lord Earl Craboon --Why is everyone so happy?Because it's festive, flirtatious and ...
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It'S Jest January!
Copyright "The Quipping Queen" 2005.CALENDAR OF ODD EVENTS - JAN. 2005-- Eccentric events and odd occasions to celebrate in January 2005 --**Compiled by Lady Beatrice Blitterlees and edited by Lord Earl CraboonJanuary is, to put it bluntly, a bit of a ...
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It'S Jest January!
Copyright "The Quipping Queen" 2005.CALENDAR OF ODD EVENTS - JAN. 2005-- Eccentric events and odd occasions to celebrate in January 2005 --**Compiled by Lady Beatrice Blitterlees and edited by The Earl of CraboonJanuary is, to put it bluntly, a bit of a ...
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It's Not My Fault....Whose Responsibility Is It Anyway?
It amazes me, how often during a week, I hear "It's not my fault, it's not my responsibility". It seems that in today's society no one wants to take responsibility for anything. Parents don't or won't take the responsibility of how their children turn ...
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Jeepers Creepers It'S July!
Copyright The Quipping Queen 2005.JEEPERS CREAPERS IT'S JULY!-- Odd Events & Activities Calendar for July 2005 --Compiled by: Beatrice Blitterlees & Earl CraboonJuly is one of the most popular jocund, jocose, and jocular months of the year.In a ...
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